A man came up to me in the street this morning. He asked me how he could become just like me and make a lot of money. I explained that happiness does not come just from money. He said that he wasn't looking for happiness, just money. I told him that it was more important to be fulfilled & happy, ...rather than have a large bank account.
I spent 20 minutes with him, telling him all about the other important things in life.
The man walked away. He had learned the one great valuable lesson: ...that other aspects of life are more important than money.
Maybe this is why he spat in anger at me. Spitting in anger at a rich person is the realisation that certain things in life are more important than other things.
Woke up. Smiled at a little birdie on my window ledge. He smiled back. I knew it
was going to be a great day. It was. I made £380 million in 15 minutes while I was
eating my Coco Pops.
I believe that this was all down to my positive power of me.
Apparently that birdie I smiled at now owns 20 luxurious homes all around the world.
I call this the "positive effect of smile on small animal".
Marriage isn't easy. We all struggle occasionally with the stresses and strains of being married. This is why it's so important to give your partner some space from time to time. Some space to breathe, be themselves, .....and miss you.
This is why I go off to Vegas with the boys every 3 months.